Go ahead and look, I'll wait...
So today, as I collected my mail, hoping to receive one or more of the numerous pornographic publications I subscribe to, I got something different instead; a piece of presorted first class mail with red and blue markings around the border of the envelope. Intrigued I opened it--inside were four pieces of paper, printed front and back and an already addressed envelope to: Invitation Processing, P.O. Box 560627, Dallas, TX, 75356-0627
The letter starts this way:
"Kraig, please forgive us, but we have just taken a closer look at your profile. It turns out you're more special than any of us imagined! Did you know that you possess some very rare, hidden traits? In fact, there is a famous person (someone you would instantly recognize, he's on TV every night) who possess these same special, incredibly rare traits. ...It turns out that people who possess these same rare and often hidden traits that you do are some of the most famous and successful people on this planet! Kraig, you are indeed blessed! I know those around you don't know this yet but they will! Down deep, you sense it too. Right? I'm so excited for you!"
Yeah, that's where I stopped reading because the bullshit was starting to clog my head up.
So after a little bit of internet digging I found out who this "famous man" actually is...
That's right; good ol' fraudmaster himself Kevin Trudeau. I think infamous is a better label for this sub-human pile of scum. If you've ever turned on the television at three in the morning, you know that there's nothing good on television at three in the morning, you're probably also familiar with this guy and his infomercials.
This greasy ass-clown has been scamming gullible people's money for years with bogus snake oil "cures" for everything from illness to baldness to debt. Now he's selling the secrets of the universe to anyone who will respond to this garbage letter.
Please mail any complaints or dead fish you have lying around to:
P.O. Box 560627,
Dallas, TX 75356-0627