You used to be cool, man. Remember when it was about people, friends, finding one another and keeping up? Now you're all about liking your favorite brand of shoes and spamming my wall with shit about some band I said I like. Money has changed you, success has changed you. I never knew how much of my own vomit I could swallow before looking at the useless shit pile of stupid ramblings and pictures and “Likes” that greet me upon logging into your crap lousy service. I know it doesn't matter to you, but I've found someone better, someone that reflects who I am and the world I inhabit; it's called life and it's worlds better than you. Don't take it too hard, a lot of people still like you. A lot of shallow, empty people. Goodbye, Facebook.
PS You CAN still find me on Facebook, but, odds are, I'm not on there to talk to you.